Category: random idiocy

• bifocals

  February 11, 2020

  falling apart, random idiocy, TMI Tuesday

  I’m wearing my first-ever pair of bifocals now. Well, not right this minute. I’m nearsighted, so I don’t need corrective lenses to see a computer screen that’s right in front of my face. There are times, though, when I have to look at someone else’s computer screen and it gets weird because to get close Read.

• cat nap

  February 9, 2020

  random idiocy

  He purred me to sleep. Read.

• first blow

  January 21, 2020

  current events, random idiocy, weather, yet another rant

  I fired up the snow blower for the first time last weekend. I’ll say that again: For the first time this winter, I used my snow blower. In mid-January. It finally snowed enough to get the snow blower out of moth balls. It snowed a couple times before last weekend, but just barely. All but Read.

• hairs cut

  January 11, 2020

  barber, random idiocy

  I kinda had to do this. It was getting to be too much trouble to take care of. I let it grow out in the first place because I was too lazy to get it cut, so it only follows that I’d get it cut because I’m too lazy to take care of it properly. Read.

• Monday flood

  January 7, 2020

  adventures in plumbing, Our Humble O’Bode, random idiocy

  The house was naked when we got home last night. All the siding had been ripped off it. That was expected. There are no roving gangs of vandals stripping the siding from houses in our neighborhood; we actually hired a contractor to pull all the old siding off, then put new siding on. Nothing to Read.

• sniffing the air

  December 24, 2019

  fun with electricity, housekeeping, random idiocy

  “Do you smell something burning?” My Darling B asked me the other night as I was watching something on television. I put the program I was watching on pause, because that’s how you smell things better, and sniffed the air. “No,” I answered, “but then I can’t smell much at all right now.” We’re both Read.

• most enjoyable shower

  November 24, 2019

  adventures in plumbing, housekeeping, Our Humble O’Bode, random idiocy, scrub-a-dub-dub, yet another rant

  I think a shower couldn’t possibly feel better than right after I’ve been cleaning the toilet, unless it’s after cleaning the toilet and dredging great big greasy blobs of hair out of the drain in the bathtub. Our Little Red House is sixty-four years old, which means I’ve been through some pretty gnarly adventures in Read.

• songs you’re done with

  November 20, 2019

  entertainment, music, random idiocy

  We were wondering the other day if there’s a word or phrase to describe songs you’re done with. I mean, other than the phrase I just used. I was thinking maybe there’s an already-established phrase, or one of those mile-long Latin words. That’s what we were wondering about. But “songs you’re done with” will work Read.

• most controversial

  November 5, 2019

  random idiocy, yet another rant

  In a recent Twitter post, Matt Haig asked: “What is the most controversial opinion you strongly hold, and could bet your life on, and don’t mind people knowing? Mine is: astrology isn’t real.” He almost immediately followed that post with, “I regret this tweet,” which I thought was the funniest thing I read on Twitter Read.

• lagged

  November 4, 2019

  random idiocy, sleeplessness, yet another rant

  Wide awake at three this morning, dozed on and off until I gave up & rolled out of bed at four. It’s not insomnia, it’s my internal clock failing to adjust to the tick-tock clocks falling back. It used to be I was wide awake at four, dozed until five. It’ll take my internal clock Read.