I fired up the snow blower for the first time last weekend.
I’ll say that again: For the first time this winter, I used my snow blower. In mid-January. It finally snowed enough to get the snow blower out of moth balls. It snowed a couple times before last weekend, but just barely. All but once I didn’t even bother to shovel it off the driveway. It’s been a disappointing year for snow, if you love snow. Which I don’t. I could easily do without it, and it looks increasingly like I’ll be able to do just that.
But not because of climate change, because climate change is a hoax.
Just kidding. Climate change is real and we’re all going to die.
Just kidding. We’re not going to die. It’ll only feel like we’re dying.
Don’t mind me. I just woke up. Haven’t even finished my coffee yet. Go back to sleep.
This Is Drivel 