Category: entertainment

• pumpkin spice bitch

  March 12, 2021

  entertainment, music

  My new favorite music video: Read.

• the wild west badass switcheroo

  March 7, 2021

  entertainment, movies

  A man walks into a bar … I love watching stuff like this because it’s so gloriously cheeseball that it’s unintentionally funny! This is such a bizarre version of the wild west that it’s hilarious! James Caan is supposed to be a total badass. I get that. I can tell because he narrows his eyes… Read.

• closing the loophole

  November 26, 2020

  movies, random idiocy

  Here’s the Terminator movie I’d like to see: The first terminator travels back in time from 2029 to 1984, hunts down all the Sarah Connors in the phone book until he finds the right one, but gets killed because Reese, a soldier from the future, also travels back in time to help Connor defeat the… Read.

• STTNG rewatch – Remember Me

  October 26, 2020

  entertainment, television

  There’s an episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation where everybody on the Enterprise disappears by ones and twos at first, then dozens and hundreds at a time, until only Doctor Crusher is left. She tries to get Jean-Luc, Will Riker and the rest to help her figure out what’s happening, and they do, at… Read.

• short skirt long racket

  October 2, 2020

  entertainment, television

  “Welcome to Star Fleet!” “Thanks! I’m really looking forward to boldly going to strange, new worlds and doing lots of science and adventure!” “You’ll have to wear a uniform.” “I’m okay with that.” “Here you go!” “Where’s the rest of it?” “What do you mean? That’s it.” “This is a cocktail dress.” “That’s the official… Read.

• thelma and louise

  September 12, 2020

  daily drivel, entertainment, movies, music

  I watched “Thelma and Louise” for the first time last night. No, I don’t know why I waited so long. Sometimes I just never get around to seeing a movie while it’s in theaters and keep putting off when it’s the most popular rental, and then it sort of fades into the background and I… Read.

• paper doll

  August 9, 2020

  entertainment, music, play, random idiocy

  I was listening to “Paper Doll” by The Mills Brothers the other day when I thought, “Hmmm, it’s been a while since I ruined a song.” “Paper Doll,” when sung by The Mills Brothers, is one of my favorite songs ever. It might even be one of my favorite songs when sung by other groups,… Read.

• thorn birds 6-25-20

  June 25, 2020

  entertainment, play, random idiocy, television

  Today’s episode of “A Closer Look” starts off with a single copy of “The Thorn Birds:” A few minutes later, two more books have been added to the stack: “The Thorn Birds 3: Things Be Getting Tornier!” “The Thorn Birds 2: More Thorns” The stack gets a little higher in the next scene with an… Read.

• thorn birds 6-24-20

  June 24, 2020

  entertainment, play, random idiocy, television

  Today’s episode of “A Closer Look” starts off with a stack of books on the end table: A Clockwork Orange The Sword in the Stone 1984 The Picture of Dorian Gray The Thorn Birds A few minutes later, “A Clockwork Orange” has been transformed into “A Clockwork Thornge.” After that, “The Sword in the Stone”… Read.

• Jesus Christ Superstar

  June 23, 2020

  entertainment, movies, music, theater

  I’m pretty sure I’m getting entirely the wrong story from the rock opera Jesus Christ Superstar. The story I get is: There are these two good friends, Judas and Jesus. Jesus actually has a lot of friends, twelve of them, but Judas is the one who can tell Jesus stuff the other friends won’t or… Read.