Category: entertainment
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department of redundancy department
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great
And now, some inspirational words from comedian Tom Papa: “I don’t know why we don’t feel like we’re doing great. You work hard, you do all the stuff you’re supposed to be doing. You’re doing your best and still, you feel like it’s not enough. I think it’s social media. Before social media, I thought Read.
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frat party
As usual on Sunday morning, our kitchen looked like a bunch of frat boys had been up all night drinking and eating snacks while they did whatever frat boys do all night. In reality it was nothing like that. Tim comes over on Saturday afternoon for an early dinner and then we play a board Read.
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osmosis
The song stuck in my head this morning was Abba’s “Take A Chance On Me,” a song I’m not particularly fond of but nevertheless know all the words to. I know all the words to a lot of Abba songs, which is kind of odd because I never turned the radio up when I heard Read.
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all the single ladies
All the men: (spit up blood, drop dead) All the women: The men are all gone! Let’s fight! —– President’s aide: Madam President, power plants will start to shut down. President: Wait, aren’t there some, y’know, skilled women who can run those? —– Woman: People are gonna have to pick a side. Other Woman: Why? Read.
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pumpkin spice bitch
My new favorite music video: Read.
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closing the loophole
Here’s the Terminator movie I’d like to see: The first terminator travels back in time from 2029 to 1984, hunts down all the Sarah Connors in the phone book until he finds the right one, but gets killed because Reese, a soldier from the future, also travels back in time to help Connor defeat the Read.
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STTNG rewatch – Remember Me
There’s an episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation where everybody on the Enterprise disappears by ones and twos at first, then dozens and hundreds at a time, until only Doctor Crusher is left. She tries to get Jean-Luc, Will Riker and the rest to help her figure out what’s happening, and they do, at Read.
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short skirt long racket
“Welcome to Star Fleet!” “Thanks! I’m really looking forward to boldly going to strange, new worlds and doing lots of science and adventure!” “You’ll have to wear a uniform.” “I’m okay with that.” “Here you go!” “Where’s the rest of it?” “What do you mean? That’s it.” “This is a cocktail dress.” “That’s the official Read.
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