Category: daily drivel

  • bell

    Modern diesel locomotives have working brass bells on them, same as steam engines from the old days. Nobody knows why – it’s probably because there’s an ancient federal law on the books that nobody’s bothered to delete, or it could be just because it’s an old railroad tradition. Instead of being mounted on the top… Read.

  • dating

    As we were settling into a staff meeting this afternoon, Carolann made reference to a pop tune that I didn’t recognize. Aaron caught the reference, though, and commented on it, to which Carolann replied, “Yeah, I’m guess I’m dating myself with that one.” “It’s Valentine’s Day,” Aaron answered. “If you can’t date yourself, who can… Read.

  • daisies

    The laundry in Our Humble O-Bode is a small alcove off the dining room, just big enough to hold a washer and a dryer, hidden behind a pair of bi-fold doors, or they were until one set of the doors fell off a while back. A quick inspection immediately following the falling-off revealed that the… Read.

  • pnk’d

    I had no idea there were so many steampunkers in the Madison area until last night, when we went to the latest Adult Swim at the Madison Children’s Museum. I knew it was going to have a steampunk theme, but I figured maybe that meant the guys on the staff would show up wearing top… Read.

  • bonk

    I was reading a chapter of Gotham: A History of New York City to 1898 last night and ran across the name “Adrien van der Donck.” Isn’t that fantastic? He was in New York back when the place was lousy with Dutch people and was known as the New Netherlands and, later or earlier (I’m… Read.

  • darn

    I hobbled around all day because of a hole in the toe of one sock. What sense does it make that the absence of something in my shoe would make me limp? Read.

  • useful

    Finally! Somebody’s teaching robots to do something useful! There are probably a lot of people who would look at this robot from a lab at UC-Berkeley and the first thought that would pop into their heads would be something like, “Well, that’s typical for an elitist institution, wasting time and money on building robots to… Read.

  • saving

    At last! They’ve made the local Menard’s store BIGGER so they finally have enough room for an entire aisle of snack food and breakfast cereal, just what I’m looking for when I go to the hardware store. Thank you, Menard’s! Even better than a bigger Menard’s filled with empty calories is a Menard’s where they… Read.

  • souper

    This is going to be my ramen bowl from now on. I have a ramen bowl from Japan that I’ll keep and maybe use once in a while, but this one’s going to be my regular ramen bowl. It’s just the right size, has a color scheme that’s very pleasing to the eye (the photo… Read.

  • cheddar

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    I have mailed cheese. When my mother asked me to mail her some cheese I guessed that this was the thing least likely I would ever mail to someone, but then I remembered the time I mailed a hamburger to someone as a joke. Bought it at the Burger King drive-through, dropped it into a… Read.

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