“In Madison this morning the temperature is seven below, but with the wind chill it feels like twenty below!”

“Yeah, but if you’re standing at a bus stop for more than ten minutes, it feels like thirty below!”

“And if your hair’s still wet after your shower and you’re not wearing a hat, it feels like forty zillion below!”

Just how many ways do we have to come up with to make it seem colder than it already is?