Category: Bonkers
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cat plan
The cats came so close to realizing their nefarious plan. For weeks, they’ve been waking me up a little earlier each day by standing at the foot of our bed mewling, or jumping on my head, and I’ve been obliging them by getting up and feeding them, thinking that with a little food in their Read.
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slurpy
Bonkers was – it’s another post about my cat, folks. Spare yourselves. Turn the channel now. (Does anybody still say “turn the channel” anymore? I haven’t been paying attention. It used to make sense when there was a dial on the front of the television that you had to grab and twist, but even though Read.
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stinky kitty
Bonkers got a bath last night. We don’t usually bathe The Bonk – actually, we have historically avoided bathing either of the cats. We’ve bathed Bonk twice before, if memory serves, and I’m pretty sure we’ve never bathed Boo. I feel confident in saying that she would not allow it. But The Bonk needed bathing. Read.
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error
*doint!* AUTOPILOT ON if {system-time = x:00 and bladder = full} wake; do {void-bladder} while cats=[tripping-hazard] get [the-food]; feed [the-cats] return [the-food] return {sleep} else {sleep} ERROR AT LINE 5 Wait, what? No, that can’t happen. I was on autopilot. I must’ve put the cat food back. Yeah. It’s got to be in the fridge, Read.
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wakey-wakey part mcmlxiv
Let’s see, how does this work? Oh, yeah: Wake up too early, make coffee, cat on my lap, type up some drivel. Mmmm, coffee. Gone back to making it drip. Still like my coffee gadgets, but drip is the way to go. That’s my official word on that. Take it to the bank. Tell ’em Read.
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chat noir
And now, because I like it, and because Bonkers just now struck a similarly evocative pose: Read.
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forecast
Among the things I will not be doing this morning is shoveling the driveway, even though I set my alarm clock to go bleepity-bleep-bleep a half-hour earlier than usual because the all-knowing National Weather Service said there was supposed to be somewhere between five and twelve inches of snow on the ground this morning. The Read.
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nap
Bonk found the sunny spot in the kitchen. Read.
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wakey wakey part xvi
I was awake much of the night. First, it was because I had to pee. I can usually do that in my sleep: Get out of bed, totter in the direction of the bathroom, pull down my pants, squat (so I don’t have to turn the lights on), fall asleep as I get the deed Read.
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Bonkers update
A Bonkers Update: B gave Bonkers a bath today, his first in seven or eight years. The boys gave him a bath shortly after we brought him home from the pet shelter in Misawa. I can’t remember why he needed a bath then. B gave him a bath today because he’s gone a little off. Read.
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