Category: Bonkers

  • yak

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    4:30 am: Huk. Huh-YUCK! Hork. Hack. HACK! HAAACK! HAAACK! HAAACK! YAK! huh-YAK! urp. yuck. Tell me again: Why do we have cats? Read.

  • bonke

    He’s his own best meme. Read.

  • tag

    For two hours this morning I played tag with Bonkers the cat, who thinks I have been put on this earth for just two reasons: To feed him, and to provide him with a warm lap that he may curl up on for hours and hours. Whoops! Three things: And, to scratch his ears. He Read.

  • hork hork hork

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    Bonkers was circling my feet while I tried to make coffee without tripping over him. Trouble was, we were clean out of canned cat food. Still had some dry kibble, but he’s had trouble eating that stuff ever since his brain thing. His lips don’t work right any more so he has to kind of Read.

  • home alone

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    Seeing as how everybody else in my unit took the day off today, and I didn’t want to be all alone at work, I decided to take the day off and be all alone at home. I’ll try to explain later how that makes sense, sort of. I’m not totally alone; at least I’ve got Read.

  • blogging with bonkers

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    Bonkers is helping me write blog posts this morning. In a way. Read.

  • Bonkity-bonk-bonk

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    Time for a Bonkers Update. Bonkers is doing pretty darned well for a cat with an indeterminate amount of brain damage caused by an unknown agent. He eats nothing but canned food and he gets almost all the lap time he wants (sometimes he wants it when I’m still doing chores, so no joy then). Read.

  • junk food

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    The cats got junk food last night. They were sooo happy. I usually buy cat food at Mad Cat or at the co-op where I can get cat food made from meat and not that crappy cereal that gets dressed up and sold as gourmet cat food. Cats are made to eat meat, not cereal. Read.

  • boobump

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    Bonkers is curled up for a nap on the sofa. Boo is, too, but she’s not as easy to see. Not at first, anyway. Read.

  • proof

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    Not sure what this proves: Our cats figured out somehow that I’m the one who feeds them. They jump on my head to wake me up in the morning. They follow me around the kitchen when they’re hungry. Yet, even though they’re smart enough to figure that out, they haven’t twigged to the fact that Read.

photo of the author and the author's best friend