Category: random idiocy

  • Michigan terrorists

    The U.S. Code of Federal Regulations defines terrorism as “the unlawful use of force and violence against persons or property to intimidate or coerce a government, the civilian population, or any segment thereof, in furtherance of political or social objectives” (28 C.F.R. Section 0.85) A tightly packed crowd of protesters, some carrying rifles, attempted to Read.

  • cool parents

    There’s a song about growing old with a verse that goes: “A box too full to shut A cardboard papercut The bleeding edge of a picture of your parents when they were cool” I was looking through a box of pictures like that today. This is my dad, having that dream where you’re out in Read.

  • trumpoem #10

    So supposing we hit the body with a tremendous whether its ultraviolet or just very powerful light and (I think you said that hasn’t been checked but you’re going to test it) and then I said supposing you brought the light inside the body which you can do either through the skin or in some Read.

  • dead batt

    Our favorite restaurant in town reopened two weeks ago after a fire gutted their kitchen. Took them almost a full year to rebuild. They announced their reopening just as the governor closed everything down, so they had to scramble to set up an online ordering system that would allow them to provide curbside service, like Read.

  • turbulent

    I’ve got to stop watching videos of the orange menace right before bed time. Or even after supper. Maybe at all. It’s not helping. I already know he’s a menace. I already know he comes up with a new way every day to demonstrate what a menace he is. Watching him do it does not Read.

  • tin pot

    I sincerely believed I would not live long enough to hear a president of the United States declare he has the absolute power to tell the individual states what they could and could not do. Q: What provision in the constitution gives the president the power to open or close state economies, and then — Read.

  • what’s going on

    Got my bike down from the rafters, pumped the tires full of air and took a ride around Lake Monona yesterday morning – an eleven-mile circle, the shortest route I could make – and it just about kicked my butt; the first ride of the summer season usually does. After a couple more rides I’ll Read.

  • time lapse

    I’ve been up since 5:30 this morning. This gives me plenty of time to shower, make coffee, and just generally come to life, which can take a while. I always wake up early, whether naturally or by an alarm clock, but I’m not fully functional until I’ve been upright & awake for a while. My Read.

  • the end

    This is how the conclusion of Trump’s prepared remarks for yesterday’s press briefing were scripted: I want to thank the American people most of all for the selfless sacrifices that they are making for our nation, and I want to encourage everyone to keep following our guidelines on slowing the spread. Sustaining this war effort Read.

  • hot ones

    Tim tipped us off to a show he watches on You Tube called Hot Ones. In it, Sean Evans interviews celebrities while they eat hot wings that get hotter as the show goes on. Some of the celebrities bail out before they get to the hottest wings, earning themselves a place on the Hot Ones Read.

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