Category: random idiocy
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oldest nightmare
Author Chuck Wendig asked: “What is a weird or prominent dream or nightmare you can still remember vividly no matter how much time has passed – a real dream, from sleep, not an aspiration or metaphor?” When I was about five years old, I used to stay up past my bed time to watch whatever… Read.
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significance
There is no way she is not aware of the significance of this phrase. There is perhaps the tiniest of chances she is unaware that Governor J.B. Pritzker is Jewish, but given the significance of the phrase, I would not believe her if she said she didn’t know that. Read.
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Michigan terrorists
The U.S. Code of Federal Regulations defines terrorism as “the unlawful use of force and violence against persons or property to intimidate or coerce a government, the civilian population, or any segment thereof, in furtherance of political or social objectives” (28 C.F.R. Section 0.85) A tightly packed crowd of protesters, some carrying rifles, attempted to… Read.
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cool parents
There’s a song about growing old with a verse that goes: “A box too full to shut A cardboard papercut The bleeding edge of a picture of your parents when they were cool” I was looking through a box of pictures like that today. This is my dad, having that dream where you’re out in… Read.
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trumpoem #10
So supposing we hit the body with a tremendous whether its ultraviolet or just very powerful light and (I think you said that hasn’t been checked but you’re going to test it) and then I said supposing you brought the light inside the body which you can do either through the skin or in some… Read.
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dead batt
Our favorite restaurant in town reopened two weeks ago after a fire gutted their kitchen. Took them almost a full year to rebuild. They announced their reopening just as the governor closed everything down, so they had to scramble to set up an online ordering system that would allow them to provide curbside service, like… Read.
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turbulent
I’ve got to stop watching videos of the orange menace right before bed time. Or even after supper. Maybe at all. It’s not helping. I already know he’s a menace. I already know he comes up with a new way every day to demonstrate what a menace he is. Watching him do it does not… Read.
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tin pot
I sincerely believed I would not live long enough to hear a president of the United States declare he has the absolute power to tell the individual states what they could and could not do. Q: What provision in the constitution gives the president the power to open or close state economies, and then —… Read.
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what’s going on
Got my bike down from the rafters, pumped the tires full of air and took a ride around Lake Monona yesterday morning – an eleven-mile circle, the shortest route I could make – and it just about kicked my butt; the first ride of the summer season usually does. After a couple more rides I’ll… Read.
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time lapse
I’ve been up since 5:30 this morning. This gives me plenty of time to shower, make coffee, and just generally come to life, which can take a while. I always wake up early, whether naturally or by an alarm clock, but I’m not fully functional until I’ve been upright & awake for a while. My… Read.
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