Category: daily drivel

  • Trumpoem #9

    tremendous strides have been made I think the vaccines we’ll have a report of that but the vaccines working together with other countries we’re also working with other countries many other countries and we all want everyone else to be first we’re very happy but we are very far down the line on vaccines we’ll… Read.

  • jhu update 10

    From the Johns Hopkins live map, updated at 4:50 am: There were 1,280,046 confirmed cases of COVID-19 in the world and 69,789 deaths. In the U.S. there were 337,646 confirmed cases, twenty-six percent of the world’s total and 25,401 more than this time yesterday. The U.S. accounted for 9,648 deaths from COVID-19, fourteen percent of… Read.

  • more snake oil

    Trump, selling a new kind of snake oil at tonight’s press briefing: The other thing that we bought a tremendous amount of is the hydroxychloroquine, hydroxychloroquine, which I think, as you know, it’s a great malaria drug; it’s worked unbelievably; it’s a powerful drug on malaria and there are signs that it works on this,… Read.

  • snake oil

    Trump, selling snake oil at yesterday’s press briefing: Last Saturday the FDA also gave emergency authorization for hydroxychloroquine and, the hydroxychloroquine is a, I hope it’s going to be a very important answer; we’re having some very good things happening with it, and we’re going to be distributing it through the strategic national stockpile; it’s… Read.

  • the end

    This is how the conclusion of Trump’s prepared remarks for yesterday’s press briefing were scripted: I want to thank the American people most of all for the selfless sacrifices that they are making for our nation, and I want to encourage everyone to keep following our guidelines on slowing the spread. Sustaining this war effort… Read.

  • jhu update 9

    From the Johns Hopkins live map, updated at 6:26 am: There were 1,216,422 confirmed cases of COVID-19 in the world and 65,711 deaths. In the U.S. there were 312,245 confirmed cases, twenty-six percent of the world’s total and 33,787 more than this time yesterday. The U.S. accounted for 8,503 deaths from COVID-19, thirteen percent of… Read.

  • jhu update 8

    From the Johns Hopkins live map, updated at 5:52 am: There were 1,131,713 confirmed cases of COVID-19 in the world and 59,884 deaths. In the U.S. there were 278,458 confirmed cases, twenty-five percent of the world’s total and 32,885 more than this time yesterday. The U.S. accounted for 7,159 deaths from COVID-19, twelve percent of… Read.

  • fingernails

    I had that dream where I was back in a college class, the teacher was discussing the final exam, and I had no idea what was going on. It wasn’t the dream I usually have, where I show up in class for the first time but it turns out they’ve been holding class for weeks… Read.

  • jhu update 7

    From the Johns Hopkins live map, updated at 5:02 am: There were 1,026,974 confirmed cases of COVID-19 in the world and 53,975 deaths. In the U.S. there were 245,573 confirmed cases, twenty-four percent of the world’s total and 28,851 more than this time yesterday. The U.S. accounted for 6,058 deaths from COVID-19, more than eleven… Read.

  • jhu update 6

    From the Johns Hopkins live map, updated at 5:21 pm: There were 1,011,490 confirmed cases of COVID-19 in the world and 52,863 deaths. In the U.S. there were 242,182 confirmed cases, more than one-quarter of the world’s total and 28,810 more than this time yesterday. The U.S. accounted for 5,850 deaths from COVID-19, about eleven… Read.

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