Category: daily drivel
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plain sight
My Darling B was looking for a shaker filled with pepper flakes she got from the grocery last week. She asked me if I knew what happened to it, as if I had a clue where she shelved her herbs and spices. I don’t put that stuff away, not because I have this highfalutin idea… Read.
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flaunt vs flout
The clouds part, the sun shines, the angels sing: someone out there not only knows the difference between “flaunt” and “flout,” they also know how to use both in the same sentence to throw shade at those who don’t: “While many COVID skeptics and otherwise reckless individuals have used social media to flaunt how they’re… Read.
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closing the loophole
Here’s the Terminator movie I’d like to see: The first terminator travels back in time from 2029 to 1984, hunts down all the Sarah Connors in the phone book until he finds the right one, but gets killed because Reese, a soldier from the future, also travels back in time to help Connor defeat the… Read.
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millenium
We’ve been watching “Star Trek Discovery,” which was a lot of fun the first season, somewhat less fun the second season, and not so much fun in the most current third season. I liked the first season a lot because the characters were fun and I was interested in seeing their growth from episode to… Read.
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lockdown
Dane County is locked down as of today. Indoor gatherings of any number of people are prohibited unless you live with them; outdoor gatherings are limited to no more than 10 people, and then only if you observe distancing and wear masks. The Wisconsin Department of Administration extended restrictions for government workers until April 12,… Read.
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networking
I couldn’t log in this morning because the VPN wouldn’t work. The computer restarted as soon as I turned it on so I thought that was to blame. I tried everything I could think of, even restarting my laptop, twice. Finally, I woke Barb to ask her if something changed with the VPN I wasn’t… Read.
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blinded by the light
Blinded by the light Wreck up like a douche under a roamer in the night Blinded by the light Wrap up light a toots until a roper in a nine Blinded by the light Whack out liner doofs on turner owner inner knife Blinded by the light What pup lacks a doots on dare dough… Read.
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absolute and total drivel
As I type these words, it’s seven o’clock in the morning and the sun still hasn’t risen. I asked the internet when the sun will rise and it told me 7:14 am. Then I looked out the window into utter and complete darkness and looked back at the internet. Refreshed the page. It still told… Read.
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clothe
Just got off the phone with mom, who recalled this memory from when I was but a wee lad: When it was time for mom to go down to the basement to do the laundry, she would say to me, “I have to wash some clothes. Do you want to come downstairs with me, or… Read.
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unpopular opinion
Star Trek (the original series) is not the show its fans seem to think it is. Fans of the show love to yammer on and on about how nothing is more important in the Star Trek universe than equality. Whatever nation you were from, whatever color your skin was, whatever your sex, everybody was treated… Read.
