Category: daily drivel
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networking
I couldn’t log in this morning because the VPN wouldn’t work. The computer restarted as soon as I turned it on so I thought that was to blame. I tried everything I could think of, even restarting my laptop, twice. Finally, I woke Barb to ask her if something changed with the VPN I wasn’t… Read.
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blinded by the light
Blinded by the light Wreck up like a douche under a roamer in the night Blinded by the light Wrap up light a toots until a roper in a nine Blinded by the light Whack out liner doofs on turner owner inner knife Blinded by the light What pup lacks a doots on dare dough… Read.
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absolute and total drivel
As I type these words, it’s seven o’clock in the morning and the sun still hasn’t risen. I asked the internet when the sun will rise and it told me 7:14 am. Then I looked out the window into utter and complete darkness and looked back at the internet. Refreshed the page. It still told… Read.
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clothe
Just got off the phone with mom, who recalled this memory from when I was but a wee lad: When it was time for mom to go down to the basement to do the laundry, she would say to me, “I have to wash some clothes. Do you want to come downstairs with me, or… Read.
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unpopular opinion
Star Trek (the original series) is not the show its fans seem to think it is. Fans of the show love to yammer on and on about how nothing is more important in the Star Trek universe than equality. Whatever nation you were from, whatever color your skin was, whatever your sex, everybody was treated… Read.
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bummer
Wisconsin, you’re disappointing the hell out of me. We were doing so well. What the fuck? Read.
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BOILED
Our water softener hasn’t worked in years (I am that lazy) so quite a lot of minerals build up on the bottom and sides of our electric kettle in just three or four days. I clean it out by adding about a cup of vinegar to a liter of water and bringing it to a… Read.
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gobbled
One of the cats was scratching and crying at my bedroom door at three-thirty this morning, disturbing what was one of the few decent night’s sleep I’ve had this week, so I slithered out of bed and across the floor, extruded an oily tentacle thin enough to easily slide under the door and snag one… Read.
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buzzed
I’ve just given myself the third haircut I’ve had this year, the second one I’ve gotten at home, and the first one I’ve given myself. I got the first one some time toward the end of February – don’t remember exactly when [Edit: It was January 11th.] but it was before we went on vacation… Read.
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no room at the inn
My Android camera phone automatically uploads all the photos I take to my Google account, or that’s how I have it set up. Sometimes it does, sometimes I have to give it a swat on its backside to remind it to back up the photos. I don’t know why it hesitates and I can’t be… Read.
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