I woke up this morning from a dream in which a doctor was telling me, “We’ll have to remove your eyeballs. Can you come in this afternoon?” And I was like, “Uhh, can I have just a moment to absorb this please?”
Then I woke up and, because it was five o’clock in the morning and too dark to see, I immediately felt my face to make sure I had eyeballs.
This Is Drivel 