T-Dawg came over last night to have dinner with us and play Spirit Island into the wee hours of the morning.
At one point he picked up his phone to look up an obscure rule or something like that. While he was searching through his feed for the answer to his question he stopped scrolling and said, “Wait, Elon Musk bought Twitter?”
“Yeah, that was a week ago,” I said. “You really don’t pay any attention at all to the news, do you?”
Although honestly I often wish I could ignore the news as thoroughly as he does, too.