I made some smartass comment about 65-year-old Dennis Quaid getting hitched to 26-year-old Laura Savoie, to which My Darling B replied, “Okay, so, say I poisoned you so I could marry a thirty-year-old …”
“Just for the record,” I interrupted, “if you want to really want to marry a 30-year-old, please just ask. Don’t feel you have to poison me.”