Piers Morgan: What is the incentive for America to do a great deal with the United Kingdom?
Trump: We would make a great deal with the United Kingdom because they have product that we like. I mean, they have a lot of great product. They make phenomenal things, you know, and you have different names. You can say, “England.” You can say, “U.K.” You can say, “United Kingdom.” So many different. You know, you have, you have so many different names. “Great Britain.” I always say, “Which one do you prefer? Great Britain?” You understand what I’m saying?
Morgan: You know Great Britain and the United Kingdom aren’t exactly the same thing?
Trump: Right. Yeah. You know I know. But, a lot of people don’t know that.
Trump believes the United Kingdom has “product” that “we” would like. Trump believes the “product” is “great,” “phenomenal.” Trump uses the word “product” the way hairdressers talk about shampoo and hair gel. Maybe he thinks the U.K. makes hair gel?
Trump believes a lot of people don’t know the difference between “England,” “United Kingdom,” and “Great Britain,” so it doesn’t matter if he uses them interchangeably. “We” are just a bunch of dumb bunnies who buy “product.”