While I was taking a shower the other day I sneezed and a two inch long greyish-black booger came shooting out of my nose and landed in the far end of the bathtub. I actually felt it pop out, as if a chunk of my head suddenly broke off, and I watched it go flying away.
I couldn’t help but stare at it for a minute or so. It was so large I half-expected it to crawl toward the drain under its own power, like something from The Upsidedown. It never made a move, though, so I figured it was safe to point the shower head at it to wash it down the drain. I hope I haven’t made a terrible mistake.