I woke myself up from my dream last night by spitting on myself. First time that’s ever happened.
In my dream, I’d dropped a drinking glass while I was standing in line on the sidewalk outside a movie theater. I picked up the biggest pieces and threw them in a trash can some distance away, but there were several smaller pieces that could really hurt anyone who accidentally stepped on them barefoot, so I went back, picked them up one at a time and put them in my mouth to carry them to the trash. It seemed like the right thing to do at the time.
When I got to the trash can, I stuck my tongue out as far as it would go and gently peeled each of the pieces of glass of it and let them fall into the trash. Then, because I’d just been carrying glass in my mouth, I hawked up as much spit as I could, rolled it around on my tongue, and spit, thinking that would clear my mouth of any stray shards of glass.
Funny thing: When I spat in my dream, I also spat in my bed. Woke myself up from a sound sleep. Had a great big loogie stuck to my face. Not a great way to wake up.