My dreams last night were so lame that I bored myself awake. I don’t remember now what they were about, only that when I woke up I thought, That was a really stupid dream. I really don’t want to have that dream any more. When I’d start to drift off to sleep and back into the same dream, I’d wake myself up to stop myself from having it again. After a half-hour or so of that, I couldn’t fall asleep.