I was sitting cross-legged at yoga class last night, the only time I ever see my naked feet up close and personal, which is why I noticed that they were ugly, which lead to my next random thought: Foot-ugly should be a way of describing things. There’s butt-ugly, so why not foot-ugly? You may point that not everybody’s feet are as ugly as mine, and I wouldn’t argue with you for a second, but I’d also point out that not everybody’s butt is as ugly as mine, and yet we still use “butt-ugly” to say uglier than ugly, I would also argue that there are more than a few pairs of feet that are uglier than mine, so I don’t see why foot-ugly wouldn’t work.