vape? not!

I don’t have an opinion one way or another about the practice of “vaping.” Huff and puff on whatever gets you off, it’s all the same to me. But “vape” is a dumb word. That, I have a definite opinion about. I won’t point at or ridicule you if you vape, but I will chortle and sneer with the utmost derision if you use the word “vape” like it’s a cool thing. It’s not. Come up with a different word. That one stinks.