Brittney: “Do you know Barb Karpowla?”
Me: “Who? I don’t think I’ve met her.”
Brittney [funny look]: “Barb, your wife. Do you carpool?”
Me: “Oh. Yeah. Uh, I thought you were asking about somebody named Barb Karpowla.”
Brittney [laughing]: “I thought you were making fun of me!”