Wednesday, May 16th, 2012

image of textAbout six months ago my old cell phone went on the fritz and I’m so lazy that I didn’t get around to replacing it for a long time. So long, in fact, that my service provider, Virgin Mobile, closed my account and gave my phone number to somebody else. But it’s a pay as you go plan, so I didn’t get too torqued up about it.

When I got a new cell phone and a new phone number I didn’t tell any more than two or three people because, again, I’m lazy. I mostly call My Darling B and that’s it, so why would I want to tell anyone else, right?

But my brother, one of the three people who ever send me text messages, kept sending to my old phone number because, once again, and for the last time, I’m lazy and didn’t tell him that wasn’t my number. I probably should’ve told him. Because this is what happened.


biafra | 7:39 pm CDT
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  1. 1 The Seanster said at 12:28 am on May 18th, 2012:

    “Who is this?” “Jello Biafra.”

    On that basis alone, Uncle Pete wins wins WINS.