Thursday, December 1st, 2011

A cat sneezed in my face yesterday morning. I washed my face like I have never washed it before. I lathered up every last square inch of skin surface. I scrubbed my face from top to bottom and side to side. Every little nook and cranny got special attention. I washed my lips, and rinsed with scalding water. And when I was sure that I had lathered and scrubbed and rinsed everything I could, I lathered and scrubbed and rinsed again. Man, that was disgusting! Why do we even have cats?

gesundtheit | 5:59 am CST
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  1. 1 b said at 6:34 am on December 1st, 2011:

    Well, he could have thrown up in your mouth. Talk about disgusting!

  2. 2 Gary j said at 10:19 am on December 1st, 2011:

    Been there.
    The cat ended up getting a highly contagious respiratory infection.
    Washing throughly was a wise and not excessively compulsive reaction to the situation.

  3. 3 Dave said at 6:53 am on December 3rd, 2011:

    Washing was the ONLY reaction. No, wait, washing TWICE was the only reaction. I have no regrets.