A cat sneezed in my face yesterday morning. I washed my face like I have never washed it before. I lathered up every last square inch of skin surface. I scrubbed my face from top to bottom and side to side. Every little nook and cranny got special attention. I washed my lips, and rinsed with scalding water. And when I was sure that I had lathered and scrubbed and rinsed everything I could, I lathered and scrubbed and rinsed again. Man, that was disgusting! Why do we even have cats?
gesundtheit
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Well, he could have thrown up in your mouth. Talk about disgusting!
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Been there.
The cat ended up getting a highly contagious respiratory infection.
Washing throughly was a wise and not excessively compulsive reaction to the situation.LikeLike
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Washing was the ONLY reaction. No, wait, washing TWICE was the only reaction. I have no regrets.
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This Is Drivel 
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