Aaron and Ryan were having a conversation just outside my cubicle. I wasn’t paying any attention to what they were saying until I heard Ryan stop Aaron with, “Let’s ask Dave, he’ll know.”

“Hey, Dave,” Ryan called over the top of my cubicle wall, “What’s the capital of Kentucky?”

“Frankfort,” I answered.

Then Aaron explained: “We were just talking about how irrelevant it is to know stuff like that, now that we have the internet,” he said. “Congratulations; you’re faster than Google.”

Faster than Google is going to be my personal motto from now on.