This Is Drivel

Dear Members of the Public: I know we in the service industry aren’t supposed to lecture you or complain about you, because the customer is always right and so on, and for the most part I can work with that, but I feel the need to vent on just one subject. I’ll only bring it up this once and I’ll never harp on you again if you’ll just STOP PEEING WHEN YOU’RE ON THE PHONE! I MEAN IT! Where’d you learn it was okay to do this? CUT IT OUT! Multitasking is a wonderful talent, but there are limits! Use some common courtesy! Do you pee while you’re talking to your mom? Wait, don’t answer that. I probably don’t want to know the answer.