Tag: my brain

  • novocain

    It’s a face that’s a lot easier to make after your mouth’s been shot full of novocain. Try it next time after you get back from the dentist’s. Read.

  • gum

    Are you the kind of person who can walk & chew gum at the same time? I ask in all seriousness because I am apparently no longer in this category. I once possessed this super-power up until a few years ago, then somehow lost said skill. And by “walk & chew gum” I mean “[do… Read.

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