Tag: dentist

  • Vicious Head Cold from Planet Death

    Vicious Head Cold from Planet Death

    I am just getting over a vicious head cold that came all the way from Planet Death to murder me, but I fought it off with over-the-counter pain killers and my one superpower, naps. I’m pretty sure I caught it from somebody on the ferry coming back from Isle Royale. It’s a three and a Read.

  • My First Root Canal

    My First Root Canal

    Do you know what dentists call a tooth that needs a root canal? Until yesterday I didn’t, but now I do. They call it a “hot tooth.” My dentist made time to take a look at my “hot tooth” this morning when I called his office and told the receptionist I had a toothache that’s Read.

  • novocain

    It’s a face that’s a lot easier to make after your mouth’s been shot full of novocain. Try it next time after you get back from the dentist’s. Read.

  • dental

    I had to visit the dentist. I’m fine, everything’s okay, it’s just that I made an appointment that I completely forgot about until yesterday afternoon, so it was too late to change it even if I wanted to. I had to go. Canceling at the last minute would have prequalified me to be a card-carrying Read.

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