Category: weather
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seasonal amnesia
“Let’s move to Wisconsin,” I said. “You’ll love the seasons,” I said. What a maroon. What a gully bull. Read.
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perambulator
According to the National Weather Service, it’s supposed to start raining tonight and it’s going to keep on raining indefinitely. There is no end to the rain, according to the forecast. Looks like I should have spent all winter in the garage building a boat. So in anticipation of being cooped up inside for at Read.
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cold colder coldest
“In Madison this morning the temperature is seven below, but with the wind chill it feels like twenty below!” “Yeah, but if you’re standing at a bus stop for more than ten minutes, it feels like thirty below!” “And if your hair’s still wet after your shower and you’re not wearing a hat, it feels Read.
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dumpless
Aaaaand … apparently we’re not going to get any part of the monstrous snow dump we were promised this morning when the goobers on NPR told me at least six times we could expect six to twelve inches by nightfall. Well, it’s nightfall. We got nothing. It’s not that I was hoping for maybe another Read.
This Is Drivel 