Category: daily drivel
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Sod’s Law
Truer words were never spoken: A selection from The Emotional Blackmailer’s Handbook, a collection of enchanting photos and original thought from blogger Tristan Forward (well worth an extended look) The Law Of Averages Is A Controlling Factor In Any Calculation That Conjectures Upon The Frequency Of Occurrences In Sod’s Law. I’ve Said Before That Sod’s… Read.
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a soft buzz
It was a pleasant surprise not to have my monkey brain wake me up at 2:30 am this morning, which I fully expected it to do, so I turned out my light last night with some trepidation. Didn’t open my eyes again until just before five o’clock, so yay me. Fed the cats, crawled back… Read.
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one of the things
one of the things that has happened is and I was explaining to the two senators and to Dan in the car that one of the the things that really is happening is without saying it too loudly and I told them and Dan said could you repeat that story Read.
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a yard sale
And on the eighth day they awoke, and the morning from the dawn unto noon they spent amidst the harvest of their home, threshing the grain from the chaff, and the woman of the house did ask unto the man: “How much for the novelty candles, d’you think?” And the man answereth: “I dunno. A… Read.
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Pony
Just checking for length. Thought it felt a lot longer. Read.
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strategy
we talked about stra — a couple we talked about stra — you know, a couple talked about strategy but they’re with us all the way they’re with us all the way I mean I just want because you know the fake news the fake news Read.
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lots of coffee
Okay, I’m awake way too early again. What the hell? I went to bed when I usually do, about nine-thirty. B was already asleep. I turned out the lights and fell asleep right away. Didn’t even have to read myself asleep. My body was tired and my head was settled and I just drifted away.… Read.
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so many different
We would make a great deal with the United Kingdom because they have product that we like. I mean, they have a lot of great product. They make phenomenal things, you know, and you have different names. You can say, “England.” You can say, “U.K.” You can say, “United Kingdom.” So many different, you know.… Read.
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the longest
Awake quite early this morning; the clock by my bed said 3:00. It doesn’t say AM or PM, you’re just supposed to know. Monkey-brain kicked in at 3:02. Couldn’t stop thinking about stupid stuff. Stopped trying at 3:40 and rolled out of bed. The cat is tapping at the door now, so I’m off to… Read.
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upgrade
The computer I use at work is a laptop that was shat from the arsehole of an IBM factory back in 2009, give or take a couple years. It worked okay when I was hired at the DOT but has been getting noticeably slower over the last year or two. My muscle memory even started… Read.
