Category: falling apart

• gumby

  January 2, 2017

  daily drivel, falling apart

  The hardest thing about growing old, or at least the stage of growing old that takes place in one’s 50s, is bending over. I think I can say that in all confidence. Lots of other things suck, too: eyesight’s getting fuzzy, hearing’s going bad, can’t remember the word I want to use, my nostrils are Read.

• crowned

  April 20, 2015

  falling apart

  I have only ever heard old people talk about their crowns. I am about to talk about my crown. Ergo, I am now an old people. One of my molars was giving me twinges when I bit down on it and had become super-sensitive to temperature. Worried that it might be infected, I went to Read.