Funniest question I heard all day: “Do you work out?” Oh, dude! Just because I’m skinny, you think I’m in shape? You cannot conceive of just how out of shape I am. I am so out of shape that amoebas think they’ve met me before.

“But when you were in the Air Force, you were all buff, right?”

Dude, it was the Air Force. We didn’t do ‘buff.’ We did ‘blob.’