A list of things I should get done this weekend:

• mow the back lawn
• pick up all the crap laying around in the back yard (should probably do that before I mow)
• clean up all the crap that’s accumulated on the deck
• mulch the branches I’ve pruned off bushes over the summer and piled in the back yard
• mow the front lawn
• prune the ivy that’s overwhelmed the front porch
• clean the crap out of the garage (there’s a lotta crap around here)

What I’m going to do this weekend:

• ask My Darling B to go to breakfast with me
• ride my bike
• ask My Darling B to ride bike with me
• play with trains in the basement (I’m going to stay up all night, if I have to, to make sure I get to this one)
• mow the front lawn, if I can work it into my busy schedule

Laziness: It can be quantified.