The internet: The sum of all human knowledge at your fingertips. You can find anything there. And yet …

I have a manual typewriter made by the Royal Typewriter Company. I’m trying to find out how to take the carriage off so I can give it a thorough cleaning. I asked The Mighty Google: “Remove carriage from Royal typewriter.” It suggested that I watch several videos, although I doubt any of them will be very helpful to me at all: William and Kate, riding to the Royal Wedding in their carriage; the carriage procession at Royal Ascot; carriage driving at Royal Windsor.

Yah, that must have been what I was after, because typewriters? Really?