I had to stop at the gas station on the way home from the Brian Regan show. When I pulled up to the pumps, I saw that the guy who was there before me bought five dollars worth of gas.

That must have been the shortest fill-up ever. Squeeze that handle and CHUNK! You’re done. Five dollars will just barely pay for the fumes off a gallon of gas any more.

What was going through that guy’s mind as he pulled away from the pumps? I’m thinking it was something along the lines of, “Man, I hope I can get her up to at least twenty miles per hour so I can coast the rest of the way home!”