At last! They’ve made the local Menard’s store BIGGER so they finally have enough room for an entire aisle of snack food and breakfast cereal, just what I’m looking for when I go to the hardware store. Thank you, Menard’s!

Even better than a bigger Menard’s filled with empty calories is a Menard’s where they move all the plumbing hardware from the end of the store where it’s been for years to the other end of the store, hidden in a canyon of shelves so tall you’ll never find it except by accident. I can’t wait until the day I discover where they stashed the construction screws.

I’ll be saving some big money at Mendard’s – because I can’t find a damned thing that’s on my shopping list!