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“I had some porn, and I swore. This weird witch gagged me. My old burrito princess had a teepee, and we’d go vomit in two different food stair wells in the Americas. In between then, we’d surf!”

“And this orange was just sitting there for me — for me to take it out and lunch and shave its peel off!”

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