Month: May 2011

• Surprise!

  May 3, 2011

  current events

  I turned on the radio this morning and guess what? Osama bin Laden’s been killed! When did that happen? How did I miss that? I must’ve been in a coma! Or maybe it’s because I’m living under a rock! Wow! I sure hope I can catch the news at the top of the hour so… Read.

• Confused

  May 3, 2011

  daily drivel

  And now, for your viewing pleasure, a clipping from this month’s office newsletter: Secretary Ross: Congratulations! Me: Who are you? What are you doing here? What is this thing? The cameraman took more than one photo of us while we were talking, and one more of us shaking hands and looking into the camera. And… Read.

• Being bin Laden

  May 2, 2011

  current events

  Bin laden bin laden bin laden. Bin laden bin laden. Osama bin Laden. Bin laden bin laden osama bin laden. “Osama bin laden bin laden osama bin laden,” osama bin laden bin laden bin laden. Osama bin laden bin laden osama osama bin laden bin laden. Bin laden bin laden osama bin laden. Osama. Osama… Read.

• Hypothermic

  May 1, 2011

  beer, books, coffee, entertainment, festivals, food & drink, Great Taste of the Midwest, My Darling B, O’Folks, play

  I froze my ass off today. Really. I have no ass. I sat in line with My Darling B – stood, for a while, but mostly sat, so I’m defaulting to that – for five hours this morning to buy tickets for the Great Taste of the Midwest. The skies were clear, the day was… Read.