I should stop paying any attention at all to the news. It only pisses me off. Once again, they’re calling for snow in the weather forecast. This late in the year, when the month of April will shortly be replaced by the month of May, they should be telling us only that it’s going to be sunny and warm and we’ll have nothing but blue skies and rainbows every day for the rest of our lives even if it’s a lie. Even if there’s a whiteout blizzard tomorrow and there are glaciers approaching the border, I only want to hear good news, like nobody out there really thinks Donald Trump should be president, or that we should all have to carry government-issued identification cards to vote. Blue skies, nothing but blue skies…