Refrigerator

A man in Milwaukee was killed on Tuesday when he was hit by a refrigerator thrown off a fourth-floor balcony.

Wow. Talk about a cosmic FU. How do you ever see something like that coming? That guy was living his life, minding his own business, when BAM! Refrigerator. Just thinking about it makes me feel even more insignificant than staring at a million trillion stars on a clear night.

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