Although I would love nothing more than to apply for this internship so I could sit around in my socks all day living the science-fiction porn fantasy that’s been playing in my head since I was a teenager (did that conjure up mental images you never wanted in your head? You’re welcome), I don’t think I could afford the cut in pay, which I’m guessing would be zero.

But what interests me much, much more than reading and writing about sci-porn is those goggles! Oh sweet mother I want those goggles! Those are the most awesome oculo-facial gadgets I’ve ever beheld! I weep, because I don’t have them! I WANT I WANT I WANT I WANT!