Tuesday, January 2nd, 2018

While I was taking a shower the other day I sneezed and a two inch long greyish-black booger came shooting out of my nose and landed in the far end of the bathtub. I actually felt it pop out, as if a chunk of my head suddenly broke off, and I watched it go flying away.

I couldn’t help but stare at it for a minute or so.  It was so large I half-expected it to crawl toward the drain under its own power, like something from The Upsidedown.  It never made a move, though, so I figured it was safe to point the shower head at it to wash it down the drain.  I hope I haven’t made a terrible mistake.

booger | 7:00 am CDT
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