Friday, November 24th, 2017

Pushing the buttons and ringing the bells that waken his Twitter army, Our Amazing President tweeted:

“Time Magazine called to say that I was PROBABLY going to be named “Man (Person) of the Year,” like last year, but I would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway!” — Donald Trump, via Twitter, 11-24-2017

Other Twitter users couldn’t help but have some fun with it:

“Right Said Fred called to say that I was PROBABLY too sexy for my shirt like last year, but I would have to do my little turn AND shake my tush on the catwalk. I said I’m a model and took a pass. Thanks anyway!” — Jonny Law, via Twitter, 11-25-2017

“Patton Oswalt called to say that he was going to tween that GET OUT was PROBABLY his favorite move of the year, but I would have to agree to get lunch with him and do a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway!” — Jordan Peele, via Twitter, 11-24-2017

“Good Boy Magazine called to say that I was PROBABLY going to be named “Dog of the Year,” like last year, but I would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway.” — Vanessa Ramos’ dog, via Twitter, 11-24-2017

“Sports Illustrated called and said I was probably going to be Sportsman of the Year, but it was going to take a long photo shoot and interview. I’m not proud of my recent perm and have a interpretive dance class at the interview time so I turned it down! No thanks SI!” — Noah Sydergaard, pitcher for the New York Mets, via Twitter, 11-25-2017

“The Republican National Committee called and said I was PROBABLY going to be their next Chairperson, but I would have to commit to supporting a ‘president’ who is a sexual predator and endorses pedophiles for the Senate. I said probably was no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway!” — Charles Clymer, via Twitter, 11-25-2017

“The folks at @NASA called and said I was PROBABLY going to be the next resident of the International Space Station, but I would have to commit to supersonic flight training and wear a big round helmet. I said probably was no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway!” — Joy Reid, via Twitter, 11-24-2017

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