Saturday, August 12th, 2017

Our president is a bullshit artist. Not the greatest. He seems to prefer quantity over quality, but in that respect, he sure knows how to crank it out:

“The first order I gave to my generals … my first order was, I want this our nuclear arsenal to be the biggest and the finest in the world. And we spent a lot of money, a lot of time, and a lot of effort, and it’s in tip top shape, and getting better, and getting stronger.”

“What have you actually done? Experts say it takes years to modernize the nuclear arsenal.”

“We’ve done a lot of modernization, but we’ve done a lot of renovation. And we have it now in very, very good shape. And it will be in much better shape over the next six months to a year. It’s a very important thing. Actually, it was the first – military’s very important to me. As you know, I did extremely well with the military vote, Mike and I, but we are, my first order was, we have to do the military, but before we do the military per se, we’re going to do the nuclear.”

On second thought, maybe “artist” is giving him too much credit. I’d like to amend “bullshit artist” to “straight-up bullshitter,” please. Thank you, and have a great weekend.

bullshitter | 7:31 am CDT
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