Tuesday, February 4th, 2014

eatthisIf I never see this advertisement again, that’ll be just fine with me. It seems to pop up on every single web site I’ve visited recently, as if I’ve been Googling “gobs of blood-encrusted snot I’d like to swallow.” There’s a part of me that would like to know what the connection is between high blood pressure and dabs of phlegm, but the even larger part of me that never, ever wants to know has so far been victorious in keeping me from clicking on said advertisements. And may it ever continue to do so. The day I start eating scabby mucous to control my blood pressure is the day I start living my worst nightmares.

eat me | 9:41 pm CST
Category: daily drivel, random idiocy
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