Monday, January 27th, 2014

I’m still feeling full after eating out every night but one last week and then getting a belly full of beer at the anniversary party they threw at Central Waters Brewing on Saturday, so I wasn’t going to eat breakfast.

Then I thought, You know, if you don’t eat breakfast, you’ll make it to about ten o’clock and then your stomach’s gonna start growling.

And then I thought, Okay, I’ll have a bowl of oatmeal. That’ll hold me over. Inner Me was satisfied with that idea, so he was hugely disappointed when I couldn’t find the oatmeal. Couldn’t find it anywhere. A whole box of oatmeal. Just bought it on, like, Friday and today it was nowhere to be found!

Keep looking, Inner Me said. There aren’t a lot of places it could be in a tiny kitchen like this.

Well, okay, I said. Got any suggestions?

Check in the cupboard over the clothes dryer where she keeps the table cloths.

Don’t be stupid. Why would she have put it there?

Okay, don’t listen to me. Go hungry. See if I care.

So I checked and, what do you know, that’s where she put it. I’ll have to check that cupboard more often to see what else she’s hiding in there.

Inner Me | 5:50 am CST
Category: daily drivel, random idiocy
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  1. 1 b said at 11:12 pm on January 27th, 2014:

    Ummm. Someone else put the oatmeal away. Wasn’t me.