Thursday, April 5th, 2012

The internet police were after me last night. I didn’t sleep very well, and every time I woke up and then fell back into drowsy semi-consciousness I was treated to another variation of some guy in dark glasses making vaguely threatening accusations and serving me with a warrant to seize my computer as evidence. That must have happened at least a million times. It was like watching every episode in a boxed set of DVDs of the most boring cop show ever produced. I’ve never been so relieved to hear the alarm clock.

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  1. 1 The Seanster said at 11:00 pm on April 6th, 2012:

    The NSA is very interested in your dream, especially once the government succeeds in passing whatever SOPA-like bill they finally get through.