Thursday, December 8th, 2011

The cats will have to go. I need a full night’s sleep, but ever since night time temperatures plunged below freezing, I’ve had to wake up several times through the night to kick my way out from underneath a pile of cats. This does not make for a restful night.

You might think that two cats cannot constitute a pile, but I can tell you authoritatively that you would be wrong to think that, and to prove it, I’ll come over to your house any night you like and pile two thirteen-pound cats on top of you while you sleep. Then we’ll see where you come down on the whole “how many cats in a pile” debate.

If I have to convert the cats into Who-hash to get some rest I will, but there must be a better way. Maybe chaining them to the sofa each night before bed would do the trick, or tying them up in a sleeping bag and hanging them from the ceiling in the basement. And I’m pretty sure I’d get no complaints from My Darling B, who can’t wait to get a good night’s sleep, too.

Maybe we could replace the water in their bowls with gin…

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